come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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