a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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