Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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