it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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