Already got asked if we're dating
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
my penis made a compromise with my morals