CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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