he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Randomize
