Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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