But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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