i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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