Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
my poor anus
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great