i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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