Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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