i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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