Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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