I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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