Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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