I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
you had me at cake vodka
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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