Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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