thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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