Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
A bitchslap is in order.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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