i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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