This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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