There was a lot of him and a little penis
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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