Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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