Yo dont text me then not text me
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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