I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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