I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
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Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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