i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
