In the future we'll all be gay
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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