apparently the secret to your success is patron
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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