so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
it glows. i had to have it.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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