I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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