You're so nebulous sometimes
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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