Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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