I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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