my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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