I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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