He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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