ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
