Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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