so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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