sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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