I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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