Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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Have fun and good luck.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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