i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you inspire me to be a worse person
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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