Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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