i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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