Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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