but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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