i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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