we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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