Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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