Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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