Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Randomize
