It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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