We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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